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Age 10: I Want To Be A Pilot Age 15: I Want To Be A Scientist. Age 20: I Want To Be An Engineer. Age 25: I Want To Be A Kid Again.Read Full Quote
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Age 10: I Want To Be A Pilot Age 15: I Want To Be A Scientist. Age 20: I Want To Be An Engineer. Age 25: I Want To Be A Kid Again.Read Full Quote
Teacher: What Is Your Date Of Birth? Suleman: October 13Th Teacher: Which Year? Suleman: It Is Every Year!Read Full Quote
I Only Know 25 Letters Of The Alphabet. I Don’t Know Y.Read Full Quote
I Hate You And Then I Love You, Its Like I Want To Throw You Off A Cliff, Then Rush To the Bottom to catch You.Read Full Quote
When u Tryna Sleep Responds But Someone Finally Responds To The Text You Sent 3 Hours AgoRead Full Quote
Brother:- Make Coffee For me. Sister:- No 4th Of November, Sunday At 3:37 Pm, I Asked For A Glass Of Water And You Refused.”Read Full Quote
What Do You Call A Train Carrying Bubblegum? A Chew- Chew TrainRead Full Quote
I Am Not Ready For Monday. Can I Have Another Sunday?Read Full Quote
I Am Multi Talented I Can Talk Annoy And Irritate You All At The Same Time!Read Full Quote
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My Mind Is Like My Internet Browser At Least 19 Open Tabs 3 Of Them Are Frozen And I Haven No Clue Where The Music Is Coming FromRead Full Quote
Just Because I Don’t Have A Boyfriend Doesn’t Mean I’m Alone, I Have Food And Internet….Read Full Quote
How To Tell Someone That Their Breath Stinks Without Hurting Their Feelings: Well, I’m Bored. Let’s Go Brush Our Teeth.”Read Full Quote
I Don’t Know What It Is, But They Keep Cleaning It.Read Full Quote
Friendship Is Getting Into Her Car Even Though Her Driving Makes You Fear For Your Life.Read Full Quote
If You Love Someone Let Them Go If They Come Back, That Means No One Wants Them.. Let Them Go Again!Read Full Quote
8:43 Google How To Beat Girlfriend In An Argument …8: 48 How To Apologize To GirlfriendRead Full Quote
I Leave All My Assignments Until The Last Minute Because Diamonds Are Made Under PressureRead Full Quote
There’s Always That One Friend….Read Full Quote
Hey Thanks For Accepting Mai Requres.. I Laik u.be My Gurifrand .. i’m 14 oh Hey So u 18 Now?Read Full Quote
One Big Difference Between Men And Women Is That If A Woman Says ” Smell this”, It Usually Smells Nice.Read Full Quote
Husband: I Want Divorce. My Wife Hasn’t Spoken To Me In Six Months. Lawyer: Think About It Once Again Wifes Like That Are Hard To Get!Read Full Quote
Humble:- Who Know How To Unlock Iphones? Selfmade:- The Owner. Give It BackRead Full Quote
Imagine They Delete Instagram… And Boom!!! You’re Not A Model Anymore.Read Full Quote
Marriage Is About Understanding What Irritates Your Spouse And Using It Strategically.Read Full Quote
This Is How I Fell When I Pass By Me Old SchoolRead Full Quote
Friend:-Replies To My Text In A Slightly Different Tone And With No Emojis Me:- “You’re Tired Of Me Aren’t You”Read Full Quote
I Need Salary Increment 3 Other Companies Are After Me. Really Which 3…? Electricity, Mobile & Credit CardRead Full Quote
It’s Okay, Honey, We Will Do Better At The Next National Geographic Audition.Read Full Quote
Buffy:- Delicious Breakfast With Herbs.. George:- Look Like You Left The Window Open While They Was Cutting GrassRead Full Quote
Honey, What’s The Password? Our Anniversary Date She Did This On PurposeRead Full Quote
It Took Me A Few Seconds To Realise This Wasn’t A Gorilla Walking On The BeachRead Full Quote
Give Them A Call I’ve Emailed Be Quick To Call I Texted Them As Well I’ll Send Them Another EmailRead Full Quote
Age 10 I Want To Ba A Pilot Age 15 I Want To Be A Scientist. Age20: I Want To Be And Engineer. Age 25: I Want To Be A Kid Again.Read Full Quote
Husband: I Love You Wife: I Love You Too, Infact I Love You So Much I Will Fight The Whole World For You.. Husband: But You Fight With Me The Most Wife: Because You Are The World To Me…Read Full Quote
Question: What Iss The Most Effective Way 2 Remember Ur Wife’s Birthday? Ans. Just Forget It Once Nd U Will Never Forg8 It Agaain.Read Full Quote
I’m Not Bossy! I Have Skills… Leadership Skills!! Understand?Read Full Quote
This Is How Sibling React In Front Of Mom When I Just Touch ThemRead Full Quote
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